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  • Movie Review – Sin City

    Sin City is based on the comic novel by the same name by Frank Miller. It is directed by Frank Miller, Robert Rodrigeuz and Quentin Tarantino. If that alone is not enough to make you take notice, it stars Bruce Willis, Jessica Alba, Elijah Wood and Michael Madsen. It is set somewhere in the 1940’s,…

  • Joel’s Stupid Quote of the Day

    A manual encouraging boys with the slogan “boys can do anything” has been printed but not distributed because “it was felt that it no longer fitted the policy of promoting the interests of boys and girls equally”. When have we ever pretended that we are promoting girls interests equally? In the 70’s the programs were…

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    Nintendo Choir. Ultimate nintendo room.

  • Choice Black Books quote

    Fran: (talking to Bernard about about him and Manny) You know, if the two of you could do something relaxing together, this place wouldn’t be so tense. Bernard: What? Every time we bicker we should have sex? Just have a drink and be yourself again, will you? Fran: So what’s it like then? The fags…

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    Illusionist David Blaine pulls his own heart from his chest.

  • Nintendo DS + Mario DS Review

    Itsa mee, Mario. Nintendo has done it again, this time with two screens! The DS is quite a chunky device, and if you are looking for the latest tech gadget to pull out of you shirt pocket around the water cooler, well then you better have big pockets. It is light and its shape does…

  • Open letter to Today Tonight Today

    Dear Today Tonight, I was watching an ad for your thrilling up coming show. As you know, it is about how beggars are frauds and how bad behaviour is rewarded for people who run companies… or something. I don’t really remember, I was already shouting at the TV with anger and shaken fist. You have…

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    Yes its viral marketing and I hate those fascists too. But its also an awesome game where you have to get a square into an exit using a variety of tools! Do not dress as a banana and set yourself on fire. Its that kind of practical, everyday advice that the internet is best for.…